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From the shop

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:07 pm

The misses asked me to pick up a sausage roll from the shop

I said what if they haven't any?

She said get her a pork pie

I asked what if they haven't got them?

She said get her anything ...

Should have seen her face when I got home with a
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Re: From the shop

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: From the shop

Postby dutchman » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:07 pm

:hysterical:
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