How dreadful

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How dreadful

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:42 am

The other day I was on a train, sat opposite me was a really scruffy woman with black teeth and lank and greasy hair, she was accompanied by two equally dirty looking toddlers, they stank of BO.

She spent most of her time on her mobile, her language was foul, even the kids, were 'f'ing and blinding as they fought over an electronic game.

She produced a packet of sausage rolls and a couple of cans of Coke for lunch. All three of them ate like pigs the table was soon covered in crumbs, then, to make things worse, one of the kids spiled half a can of pop on top. To my disbelief she used one of their bobble hats, to wipe the mess onto the floor.

When the kids got up to go the loo I leaned across and said, "You are a dirty, foul mouthed disgusting horrible woman !"

She said, "What the hell are you going to do about it?"

Spoiler:
"Divorce you!" I replied!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: How dreadful

Postby Melisandre » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:26 pm

:lol:
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