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Wake-up call

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:35 am

I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.

"Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"

"Yes.
Spoiler:
You're in your 60s and you're fat, ugly and bald. Oh and you haven't achieved anything in life."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Wake-up call

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:48 pm

:lol:
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Re: Wake-up call

Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:05 pm

:yellow_grin:
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