Ah, kids!

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Ah, kids!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:23 am

As I sat in the living room my five year old shouted at me from the back door.

"I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

Again, he shouted back.

"I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

"Dad,
Spoiler:
I've got dog sh*t all over my shoes."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ah, kids!

Postby Melisandre » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: Ah, kids!

Postby dutchman » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:53 am

:lol:
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