A bottle of meths

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A bottle of meths

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:33 am

An alcoholic walks into a hardware shop and asks to buy a bottle of meths.

The shopkeeper says "I'm not selling you that, I've seen you sitting down the park and I know you're an alkie. You'll just drink it."

The bloke says "no, I've just started my own decorating business and I need it for my work. People won't let me forget I used to be a drunk. I've turned my life around, but I'll always be seen as that drunkard, no matter how hard I work"

The shopkeeper says "I'm so sorry. Alright, here’s your bottle of meths."

The bloke says
Spoiler:
"you haven't got a cold one, have you?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A bottle of meths

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:10 pm

:lol:
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