Eating things

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Eating things

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:06 am

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."

"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats
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Re: Eating things

Postby Melisandre » Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:08 pm

:lol:
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