Family birthdays

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Family birthdays

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:03 am

A billionaire Saudi oil baron has 3 sons.

His eldest son Japti’s birthday is in a week’s time. He asks Japti what he would like. Japti replies a Ferrari for every day of the week.

The morning of Japti’s birthday he goes downstairs and outside are 7 different coloured Ferrari’s.

5 weeks later is the second son’s birthday. He asks Gupita the same question. Gupita’s reply was that he wants a stable full of race horses.

On his birthday Gupita goes downstairs and on the family’s estate is his vast stable with 10 pedigree race horses.

6 weeks later is the youngest son Krapta’s birthday. Again the billionaire asks Krapta what he would like. He replied, “Father I have everything I need. just get me something simple like a cowboy outfit.”

The next day Krapta wakes up to
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Re: Family birthdays

Postby dutchman » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:36 pm

:lol:
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Re: Family birthdays

Postby Melisandre » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:59 pm

:lol:
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