Been drinking?

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Been drinking?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:56 am

"Been drinking tonight sir?" The policeman asked.

"I had one earlier, but that was all," I replied.

"I think you've had a few more than that sir. Would you step out of the van please."

"Why?" I asked.

Spoiler:
"Because the Postman Pat ride isn't really designed for adults and there's children waiting for their go."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Been drinking?

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:16 pm

:lol:
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