Well, look at that!

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Well, look at that!

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:11 am

A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five-dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar.

The bartender picked up the five-dollar bill, folded it carefully, and tucked it in his vest pocket.

Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing in the doorway staring at him.

Doing a bit of fast thinking, he said "Hi boss, did you see that fellow just now? Came in here, bought a double martini, gave me a five-dollar tip, and
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rushed out without paying".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Well, look at that!

Postby Melisandre » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:29 am

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