Eating grass

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Eating grass

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:06 am

A rich lawyer was being driven home in his large limousine, when he spots two chaps at the side of the road eating grass.

"Pull over" he tells the driver, he winds the window down and asks them, "why on earth are you eating grass ?"

First one replies, "I have no money sir and I am starving."

The lawyer replies, "get in the car and come and eat at my place"

"Oh that's very kind sir, but I have a wife and two kids."

"That's OK bring them as well. What about your mate?"

"Well he has a wife and four kids sir"

"That's OK bring them all."

After a bit of push and shove they all manage to squeeze into the limousine.

After a short while the first chap says, "It's awfully kind of you to feed us all sir"

"Think nothing of it" replies the lawyer, "you will love it at my place.
Spoiler:
The grass is a FOOT high."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Eating grass

Postby Melisandre » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:23 pm

:lol:
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Re: Eating grass

Postby dutchman » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:31 pm

:lol:
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