I went into a restaurant and asked to see the 'live dishes' of the day.
The Waiter lead me over to a large tank , and I examined the fish.
"I'll have the little green squid - the one in the corner with the hairy lip , please" I said.
"O.K." replies the Waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
A little Fat chef appears with a large knife, the Waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices the sad look on its face.
Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the Waiter, and calls out "Hans!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.
"Sir" says the Waiter, "this is Hans our dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher catches the squid, and wielding a huge rolling pin is just about to bludgeon the little green fella with the hairy lip, when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits with his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the Waiter, "it just goes to show ...
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