Cosmetic surgery (rude)

[rebbonk]

Two women are having coffee.

First woman (in confidential tone) "I'm going to have a boob job".

Second woman: "That's nothing. I'm thinking of having my ar$ehole bleached".

First woman: "Wow.

Spoiler:

I can't imagine your husband as a blonde".

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]