How it is

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How it is

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:50 am

I am livid!!!!!

One rule for royalty and one for us commoners.

Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5...

Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall. They were travelling along under police protection but so bl**dy slow. They were doing 48 in lane three. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.

I asked "why?" He said its because
Spoiler:
I saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side......"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: How it is

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:47 pm

:lol:
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