One last wish...

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One last wish...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:23 am

Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?"

She says, "Anything you want."

He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?"

She says, "But I thought you hated Larry."

With his last breath, he says,
Spoiler:
"I do."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: One last wish...

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:01 pm

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