'What did you do?' the other nuns asked.
'Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.'
The second nun said, 'Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a pack of condoms.'
'Oh my,' gasped the other nuns.
'What did you do?' they asked.
'I poked holes in all of them,' she replied.
The third nun said,
Spoiler:
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