Chinese tour

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Chinese tour

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:45 am

When I was last in China I wanted a city guided tour. I asked a Chinese girl behind tourist counter for her phone No.

She gave me a big smile and replied “Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight”

I replied “Wow, you Chinese women are friendly”

A guy beside me overheard and said to me
Spoiler:
“What she really said was 666136429”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chinese tour

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:12 pm

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