Alert flight attendant

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Alert flight attendant

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:48 am

The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.

“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!”.....

The captain responds, “Patricia, I’ve told you this before.
Spoiler:
This is Air Force One...”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Alert flight attendant

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:13 pm

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