Going to get married

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Going to get married

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 16, 2017 10:37 am

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry".

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry".

She immediately replies "The red-head in the middle".

Stunned, the young man says "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

Spoiler:
"I don't like her" she says.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Going to get married

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 16, 2017 8:04 pm

:lol:
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Re: Going to get married

Postby dutchman » Tue May 16, 2017 8:06 pm

Typical! :lol:
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