Turkish Bath House

[rebbonk]

I was in Turkey last week on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses. They shaved with a solid steel stone-ground razor from below the neckline, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all the hairs out of the bum crack, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub.

Honestly,

Spoiler:

the wife's never looked so good!

[Melisandre]

If there is no jokes on tomorrow I ll know your wife has done you in for this.