That's fast

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That's fast

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 02, 2017 9:13 am

3 boys are talking in the playground.

The 1st boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."

"How do you know that?" Ask the other boys.

"Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!" He replies.

"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy. "My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"

"That's nothing," says the 3rd boy, "My Dad works for the Council, he finishes at half 4
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and he's in the house for 2."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: That's fast

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 02, 2017 1:10 pm

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