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I wish I had...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:31 am

A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."

Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister."

"I do?" questions the confused youngster.

"Sure," responds the dad. "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."

The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like
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my other Daddy does?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I wish I had...

Postby dutchman » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:05 am

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