Nursing home

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Nursing home

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:39 am

A family took Granny to a nursing home.

The nurses sat her in a chair by the window. She slowly starts to lean over to one side. Two attentive nurses straighten her up. She starts to tilt to the other side.The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.

The family arrive for a visit and ask “Are they treating you alright?”

“Its pretty nice” Granny replies, “except they won’t let you
Spoiler:
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