Just not meant to be

[rebbonk]

I've been chatting up this gorgeous blonde girl on the internet. She said she wanted to meet up with me and arranged to come to my house.

Anyway, when it came down to it she must've got cold feet. She texted me to meet at a pub in town instead, but never showed. I sat there for hours waiting.

Then, to cap it all,

Spoiler:

when I got home, I'd been burgled!