Purely a technicality!

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Purely a technicality!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:10 am

I got arrested in Switzerland for murder yesterday.

I said to the police, "I thought assisted suicide wasn't against the law here?"

The officer replied, "Under Swiss law assisted suicides require medical supervision,
Spoiler:
you strangled your wife as soon as the plane touched down."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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