I got a great match (bit naughty)

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I got a great match (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:09 am

Since my dear beloved wife died after 27 years of marriage, I've become so lonely so I decided to join a dating agency yesterday and they immediately found me a match.

I met her this morning and we both hit it off right away - we even came back to my place and had amazing sex.

Don't get me wrong, I'll never forget my wife but this new lady has given me hope that I can live again.

She's also promised to be there to comfort me
Spoiler:
at my wife's funeral tomorrow afternoon
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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