Not again

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Not again

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:44 am

I answered the door and said, "Not again, you came last :censored: Christmas. Here's a fiver, now :censored: off, and shut the gate on your way out."

I Slammed the front door behind me.

My wife shouted, "stop being horrible to the carol singers, they're only raising money for charity."

I said, "It wasn't them,
Spoiler:
it was your Mother."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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