I'm now a dealer

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I'm now a dealer

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:38 am

I sold someone some cannabis the other day.

When he handed over his money I asked "Anything else?"

"An' a gram of cocaine please"

I paused for a moment before replying uncertainly
Spoiler:
"...Oceanic?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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