Wife's Christmas present

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Wife's Christmas present

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:22 am

I just asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.

She said, "Nothing would make me happier than diamond earrings."

So that's that sorted,
Spoiler:
I'm getting her nothing.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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