Flat chested

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Flat chested

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:31 am

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size.

She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie. "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.

After a third try at another department store in the mall she had become disgusted.

Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied
Spoiler:
"Have you tried Clearasil?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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