I need a job

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I need a job

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:30 am

I applied for a job in a lemon grove.

‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman.

‘I certainly have,’ I say.

Spoiler:
‘I’ve been married five times.’
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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