My mate Stan

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My mate Stan

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:08 am

I rang my mate Stan and his wife answered.

"I wanted to wish you and Stan a good holiday," I said. "You fly from Gatwick tomorrow, don't you?"

She said, "Stansted."

"Blimey," I said,
Spoiler:
"he seemed absolutely fine in the pub last night."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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