My mate Paddy called me today. "I've been trying to get my horse into its stable for over an hour now and it keeps refusing, " he said. "Do you have any suggestions?"
I said, "Have you tried the old trick of putting a blindfold on? "
"Yes," he replied.
"And what happened?" I asked.
He said,
Spoiler:
"I walked into a bl**dy tree."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.