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Old mate

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:21 am

I bumped into an old mate today.

I asked him, "What you up to these days?"

He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, druggies, drunks and down 'n' outs."

I said, "Oh, So you work in a charity drop in centre then?"

He said, "No,
Spoiler:
I'm a chef in a Wetherspoon's pub"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old mate

Postby dutchman » Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:18 pm

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