Haunted?

[rebbonk]

Visiting a well known haunted hotspot, you could feel the dank musty ghostly presence, you could sense there were spirits everywhere.

Alarmed, we saw a child, probably ooooh I don't know, about 12years old there all on his own, totally unperturbed calm as you like.

my friend asked him, "jeez mate you're brave. Aren't you scared at all ? This place is terribly haunted!"

The child laughed! "This place isn't haunted! I should know!

Spoiler:

I've been here 200 years!"