Homeless man

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Homeless man

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 24, 2016 10:17 am

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

“Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.
Spoiler:
I got out of prison."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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