Want a lift?

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Want a lift?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:22 am

As I made my way home from my wife's funeral to her wake, some old friends pulled up alongside me.

"Hi Dave" they said, sympathetically. "Do you want a lift?"

"No thanks" I replied.
Spoiler:
"I'm quite happy to continue skipping".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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