Dad's words

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Dad's words

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:49 am

I saw a woman in the supermarket, struggling to control her kids.

She looked really stressed. Then she accidentally knocked over and smashed a bottle of milk.

She dropped to her knees and burst into tears, surrounded by spilled milk.

It reminded me of something my dad used to say to my mum, so I walked over to her and said:
Spoiler:
"Get a grip, you stupid bl**dy woman."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dad's words

Postby dutchman » Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:12 pm

:lol:
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