Needing an operation

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Needing an operation

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:08 am

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery. He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

“Yes, Dad, what is it?” asked the son.

“Don’t be nervous, son, do your best. Just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me,
Spoiler:
your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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