New juicing machine

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New juicing machine

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:45 am

A young man had been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for several years. One day the supermarket got new orange juice machines.

The bag boy was excited and asked the manager if he could work the juice machines. But the manager turned him down.

The bag boy complained, "But I've been working here for five years! Why can't I run the juice machine?"

The manager said, "I'm sorry, but baggers
Spoiler:
can't be juicers."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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