Do you have change?

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Do you have change?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:29 am

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a £5 note?"

Soldier: "Sure, no problem."

Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now, let's try again. Soldier, do you have change for a £5 note?"

Soldier:
Spoiler:
"No, Sir"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Do you have change?

Postby dutchman » Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:59 pm

Alternatively:

Spoiler:
"Sorry SIR, I didn't realise we'd retreated that far!" :yellow_grin:
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