Interview at "The Mail"

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I went for an interview with the Daily Mail the other day, they looked at my CV and said, 'It says here you've done a months work experience with us.'

'Yeah, I have.' I replied.

'There's no records of that anywhere on our system. You've completely made that up' They said.

I said, 'yeah, I have.'

Spoiler:

'Welcome aboard.' They said.