Problem page letter

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Problem page letter

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:31 am

Dear Marge,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He’s cheated on me from the beginning and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me.

It is so humiliating!

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars and play golf when he’s not cruising the red-light district while I work hard to pay our bills.

After our daughter left for college and then got married, he doesn't even pretend to like me, and hints that I might even be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


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Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore! Good grief woman,
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