Close to the truth? (military)

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During a lecture to a Combined Services Staff Officers' course an instructor posed the question: "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"

A Naval officer said he would stamp on it.

An Army officer said he would hit it with his boot.

An SAS officer said: "I'd catch it, break off the stinger and eat the rest."

The RAF officer said:

Spoiler:

"I'd call room service and find out why there was a tent in my room."