Deserted mate

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Deserted mate

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:15 am

My mate's missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk & never came back!

I asked him how he was coping and he said, "Not bad,
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I've been using that powdered stuff."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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