"You're 97" he gasped "Your wife is 95, and you've been married for almost 75 years. Why, at this stage of your lives, have you decided that you want a divorce?"
"That woman has driven me crazy long enough, your Honour. I only married her in the first place because I had to, and I can't stand it another day".
"Then why have you waited this long?"
"Well, we knew how a divorce would hurt our kids,
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