Removal men

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Removal men

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 24, 2016 9:45 am

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman set up in business as furniture removal men.

On their first job when the householder saw the Englishman and the Scotsman struggling to carry a wardrobe upstairs, she asked them, 'Where is the Irishman?'

Spoiler:
'Oh, he's in the wardrobe stopping the wire coat-hangers from rattling.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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