Time off?

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Time off?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:44 am

I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!"

"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."

When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk. "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I dunno", I said,
Spoiler:
"I'll tell you in nine months."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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