Oh why did you have to die?

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Oh why did you have to die?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:36 am

A man was at a grave yard. He began to moan "Why did you die, oh why did you have to die?"

A passer-by knelt down next to the man and said, "Was this person very close to you?"

"No, actually I never met him!" replied the man.

"Why are you moaning then?" asked the passer-by.

Spoiler:
"He was my wife's first husband!”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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