Bad and worse

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Bad and worse

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:44 am

A woman goes to the doctor and he tells her he has bad news and worse news. She asked, "Well what's the bad news?" to which he said "You've only got 24 hours to live".

She replied "My God! What's the worse news?!" and he says "Ah..
Spoiler:
I forgot to call you yesterday..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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