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Late home

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:29 am

Sorry I'm late home," I said as I arrived back from work. "Some bloke had lost a £50 note in Tesco."

"Were you helping him look for it?" asked my wife.

"No,
Spoiler:
I was standing on it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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